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ADELMAN + OPPENHEIMER


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ADELMAN + OPPENHEIMER


 

It all started Online

It was early 2012- back in the pre-Tinder days when you had to access the internet on computers. Andrew noticed Cara's profile on a site called J-Date and sent her a message - there was no response. 

Then the universe granted Andrew a lucky break and she logged on to the site –

One. Last. Time. 

A few witty messages were exchanged, (ok Cara’s were witty, Andrew’s were...grammatically flawless)…all leading up to the decision to meet – in person.

It was a chilly weeknight in January .  So cold you could almost wear a long sleeve flannel shirt (which Andrew did).  He was in Santa Monica, she was in West Hollywood, and each being entrenched in their respective Los Angelino neighborhoods, they cautiously agreed to meet in the demilitarized zone known as Beverly Hills. Ok, technically Cara retained her home court advantage as the restaurant was in West Hollywood, but it was on the border of Beverly Hills, so we’ll call it Beverly Hills adjacent.  Pasta was had, followed by one too many martinis and even a few (yes plural) kisses.  That night the temp may have been a frigid 65 degrees (that’s 18 to you Canadians). …

But in reality things were just starting to heat up...

 
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Things got serious


Things got serious


 

Butts Falls Hard for Tupps (or Vice Versa)

Soon they were seeing each other as much as possible. Nothing could get in their way – not even eastbound traffic on the 10 or neighborhood parking permits.  They even began traveling to exotic places like Canada, Idaho, Peru, and the Costco in Culver City, (sometimes just for lunch).

Cara eventually started her migration West to be closer to Drew (and the beach.) 

She took the 10 West to the 405 and, after a brief stint in Brentwood, landed in Santa Monica.  Sealing her fate to the Westside Cara even purchased a bicycle at Andrew’s urging. Today they can be seen biking or sometimes run/walking along Ocean Ave. where Andrew sneakily proposed while both wearing dorky yuppy workout attire. When they're not trying to be so g-damn healthy, they also frequent Pink Berry, any deli, and their living room where they enjoy a nightly practice of "Gettin Coze & Watchin Shows". 

 

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Butts & Tupps


Butts & Tupps


A Guide to Cara & Andrew's Nonsensical Nomenclature

Please find below a complete list of preferred nicknames (often used interchangeably.)  You're right, they make no sense...at all.

Butts

Tupps

Shmem

Buttsyl

Tuppsyl

BeefTuppsia

Shmendel

Shmemmish

Tiny Tuppsyl

Tuppsican Vibration

Shanumis

Chon

(STUDY UP PARTY PEOPLE!)